People With Kids Bitching About The Environment

People With Kids Bitching About The Environment

This shit happens way too often in Portland. You see someone whining about conservation-this, organic-that, all the while pushing around 2 or more kids. Guess what jackass? I could drive a fucking SUV around all night and it would be nothing next to the carbon cost of your goddamned offspring.

You probably think your kid is going to be the next Einstein or something, but with douchebag parents like you, he’ll be lucky if he’s the next Al …

Hippies

Hippies

If I have to see another crystal medicine practicing, carnival pants wearing, hacky sack tossing hippie I swear I’m going to go vote Republican. Guess what douchebag, the 60′s ended like 40 years ago, sometime around 1974. And you weren’t “changing the world”, you were just getting high and wearing fancy clothes like some fashionista bitch. So go sit on that little Hobbit bench you made out of mud in your front yard, smoke a “doobie”, and …

Tall Bikes

Tall Bikes

Here’s a philosophical question: if you see someone fall off a tall bike, do you still have the same moral obligation to help them get up?  Or should you just chock it up to Darwinism?

What the fuck is the matter with tall bikers?  It has to be the lamest, most dangerous way to be a complete attention whore.

I once saw a tall-biker with his kid on the back.  It wasn’t an issue of how safe the kid was, it was …